WHAT DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS???

RANDOM

• "The remote is out drinking a coffee."
• "You need a serious dog happy po-go stick."
• "Read the options before eating with a knife."
• "Leave me with myself and him."
• "Kids.....they do the sandiest things do they don't."
• "Kooooooooooooooooool."
• "Everybody's your friend, you can be sure of that not kind of not really almost exactly not true fact."
• "Roses are red, violets are blue. George ate a hamburger, and a yummy Winnie the Pooh."
• "O.K. So I ate the dog....big whoop...we can get another one..." 

GREEN?!

Who likes the green? If you do leave a comment on this post that says YES if you don't like the green leave a comment on this post that says NO 

Thanx :)

Matt Rach

Hey all you.....I have been going to Youtube latley and my dad told me about this guy... His name is Matt Rach and he is an amazing guitar player!  Next time you go on Youtube look up Matt Rach and watch some of his videos!

Ask your parents before going online :)

RANDOM

"Kids are going to hate you if you keep wearing that freckle on your ear."

"Just another misunderstatment"

"Pop on the radio."  

"Don't wait for Bobby the egg shell to fly in on his unicorn."

"Look at the good strawberry lumps."

RANDOM

• "Jacket from the years of school and dogs."
• "Pops are from the sky who ate a sand dollar."
• "Frank Doopler is watching you through the book on your shelf."
• "Upper lips are the holder of all gum that you don't want to get caught with at school."
• "Reading your book is the best thing you can do for cold sores on your foot."

SNOW IN CALIFORNIA

OMG!! I can't believe that it is snowing here in California! I got like eleven pictures of the snow.  We were playing outside in the snow and there was this pile of snow that looked exactly like a house.  It was amazing.  We looked at it for like an hour.....or maybe two minutes.  Nanana sad frank was a reading man who ate a flipper from a pig....lol

IMPORTANT NEWS FROM RICHIE SACHRA

" Hello this is Richie." 

" Hello Richie, what is the only word with a D a U and an H?"

" I don't know. I am not a scholar."

" DUH! you are so retarded...anyways, I heard that you have some important news to share with my fellow peeps who are reading our every word."

" Yes. I do. The important news is that I was just informed that my mother's brother ( which would make him my uncle) is in jailioloiol.  ( that is the native word for jail) I went to visit him the other day, and he said, who are you and i was like,  I am your sister's son. my name is Richie and he was all like son, I think yo momma is looking for you and I was all like no and he was all like get away from me and i was all like fine and....yeah."

" That's your 'Breaking News'?"

" Yes....DUH...." 

RANDOM

• "I said, I'll listen to them by my self."
• "Learn more about grapes."
• "Wheat is made for bread."

RANDOM

• "Recess! Time for you to meet them!"
• "If you want a girl, Francis, over there, can read French."
• "Kid flip open read a book."
• "George is so cool."
• "Happy ever after, sad never ever, they're all the same."
• "You are the best of them none."
• "My mom said I'm not aloud to eat strangers."
• "Lolly pop lolly pop ooooh lolly lolly lolly lolly pop."
• "Faces are so last year...."

RANDOM

• "I call that London style."
• "Look what I won!"
• "I'm up for a soapie."
• "When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year. I'll be there for you, 'cuz your there for me too."
• "This is it! This is my category!"

Twilight

O.K. I saw "Twilight" today.  I think, personally, that it was very good.  I know we will get some comments saying that the movie sucked compared to the book, but I, personally again, think you shouldn't judge the movie by the book.  I think that you should look at the movie as a movie, not as a re-make of the book in moving picture form.  I know that they did leave out some of the good parts, but I really think it was good and if you don't agree, then forget you!

RANDOM

• "You are being lazier than a cat's pajamas."
• "Octopuses have 8 limbs.  So I want to ask you peeps how many possibilities of numbers of arms and legs can an octopus have?"
• "Let me in, or let me out, either way you will spill the venus dog opener."
• "Popopopopopo, is like a copppper right?"
• "Flip out or flip in, but the seal will still be in love with you."
• "Hello. I am Edward. (For all you Twilight fans, like me) I am a vampirate. So I drink blood and drive a boat.  Odd."

RANDOM

• "Check your George because he seems to be malfunctioning."
• "Don't say please, because you can't speak Italian."
• "Kidding! I was just trying to make you fell happysupertutundous."
• "Get away, go home, leave me by myself, don't eat poop."
• "Paws are for watermelons and frankenstein."

RANDOM

• "Right away you think its mine."
• "I'm sure if you tell him..."
• Go back to your play-pin, baby."

RANDOM

• "What do you see in the way he is catching the ball?"
• "When will your sea cucumber flip his butt over?"
• "How many times have I told you......you can't hang the lolly pop on the red truck!"
• "Kids.....we do the COOLEST things don't we?"
• "Leave Jack home right now.....he is under alot of pressure yesterday." (HEE HEE HA)
• "Drip drop....not too heavy not too light."
• "Double-Mint Quaduplets."
• "Just get ready for the beginning!"

RANDOM

• "Your homwork is to listen to some real music."
• "We are not goofing off...we are creating musical fusion....."
• " When I say rubber, your say jetpack fuel....RUBBER! JETPACK FUEL!!!"
• "Uhhhh...scoring chicks???"
• "You got to get mad at the MAN!"
• "Your a fat loser and you have body odor!"
• "Step off you pooping penny sniffer!"
• "Was he wearing a duck face?"
• "Just leave me watermelons...O.K.???
• "Do you have a fish you issue??"
• "Ask me if I care....well I don't!"
• "Pick up the pieces!"
• "Well....it's not school uniform!"
• "The parents will be scrutinizing our every move!"
• "What the heck is scrutinizing??"

RANDOM

• "I ate a hot dog with cinnamon on it."
• "Reallysmallfont! Reallysmallfont!"
• "ReallyBIGfont! ReallyBIGfont!"
• "Reallynormalfont! Reallynormalfont!"

Are you ready for this?

I submitted my CrossFit affiliation application today. whoa. How's that for random?

RANDOM

• "You've got to control that cough of yours."
• "Now I can worry about more important things....like ninjas."
• "I am jet set on this pair of opera singers!"

RANDOM

• "That's soooo cool."
• "Its a single?"
• "No its from a c.d."
• "Like this?"
  

ADVICE

If you want truthful, experienced advice, leave a comment on this entry. We will try to give you advice on whatever your problem is. So leave a comment and we will get back to you shortly.

MODNAR

uoy lliw evig em ytnewt srollod worramot.

sey uoy lliw.

uoy thgim yas on tub uoy lliw yebo.

sey uoy lliw.

s'yeltihW nworc si yrev ytraeh.

sey uoy lliw.

kcihc kcihc kcihc kcihc kcihc.

sey uoy lliw.

RANDOM

• "Im gonna go get an early bird speacial."
• "KING OF THE BEACH!!!"
• "WAAAAAAA!!!"
• "Oh well that was fun while it lasted."
• "Today is your day to be king of the beach."
• "Get connected, logging on."

RANDOM

• "You hear that, mellow."
• "Give me a beat."
• "Hello?"
• "If you want a beat done right, you have to do it your self."
  
• "booboochoo booboobooboochoo"

RANDOM

• There are exactly 10 yards in a deciyard.
• 500 seconds of a pint in a round.
• 0 foot pints of water on a centisecond.
• 16 foot objects in a pint.
• 29 dogs in feet on a lily yard.
• 2,000 pints in a talon.
• 4 seconds in a yard.
• 4 tag zoos in 48 seconds.
• 100 pints in a dog
• 3 seconds and you're object.
• 98.6 normal high big tooths.
• 60 miles in am hour.
• 100 cents in a mammal.
• 3 dogs in an animal crate.
• 16 organs in a pint.
• 9 iguannas in a big gallon.
• If there are 16 organs in a pint and 2,000 pints in a talon, how many organs are there in a tallon?
• To answer that question, there are exactly 32,000 organs in a talon.

RANDOM

• "The monkey lives in the celery."
• "The man spat out a chip onto a plate, and gave it to me. I took a piece of cake and SHOVED in in his face."
  

MODNAR

• "ruoY tnemtnio si yppolg."

RANDOM

• "Why is a math book so sad?"
• "How do you fit a double A battery in a triple A slot?"
• "I don't know!!"

RANDOM STORY

Here is a random story written be ty and me.

I had some water.....and now i dont. I wonder why. Where did my water go. Fo Sho. Wikki wikki wow. I'm a gangter...I'm a straight up G. I also had a pastry......and a poodle.  My poodle ate my pastry.....and then threw it up....on my lap....EEEWWWW!!!! GROSS!!!!! Hold up.........O.K. I'm back from my deep cleaning. Hello. How are you? I am fine and hungarian. 

( hungarian means hungry...not to offend hungarians)

THE END!!!

RANDOM

• "Santa is your mom's boyfriend so expect some SERIOUS gifts this Christmas."
• "The phone is ringing."
• "Sometimes, I look at my friends and ask myself, 'why?'
• "George of the Jungle has a CREEPY crush on you."
• "Here comes latin Frosty and famous George decking the halls with jingle bells and watching T.V."
• "(ps this is a song)I once new a man. He was footless. He had a hairy mole. He donated that mole to scientific research. They gave him some mooooola, and he spent it....on a foot.  He now walks on somebody else's foot. A year after his foot transplant, He was talking to a pretty lady. She had no hands. He donated he hands to that pretty lady. He had no hands so he decided to trade his mole's.....brother to the same scientifical place who gave him some mooooooooola for his old mole. He got twice as much moooooooola. So now he got a double hand transplant. Then one day when he was walkin'. He saw this def man with no ears. I think you know the rest of the tragic, yet true story of how frankinstein became such an UGO!!!"

RANDOM

I just read this HILARIOUS random saying from our one and only follower... here it goes.


"Silence is golden, and duct tape is silver."



HAHAHEHEHOHO. Wasn't that HILARIOUS!!!

RANDOM

• It was nice of you to come over.
• Chiilin' like a villin' and billin' all the people in America to get all their money.
• *Ching* cha *Ching* BLING BLING!
• "It can still be like that man."
• "The FBI is right outside your door.....or are they?"
• "Time travel....That's like so science fictiony."
• "Way to go, Naughty Ned." 
• "Good luck with your new life as a popular person...wah wah sob...I DISLIKE YOU!!! :(

RANDOM

• "COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!"

RANDOM

• "1 missed call."
• "You've got mail."
• "Say hello to my little friend."
• "Shasta la bye-bye."
• "Do you want a Santa Santa."
• "Heck yes I do."
• "We have no business being here."
• "Heck no we don't."
• "What are you saying?"
• "Who me?"
• "N.....YES YOU!!!"
• "Well you don't have to be rude about it."
• " Fine I'm sorry."
• "You didn't mean that."
• "Yes I did."
• "No you didn't. You said it sarcastically."
• "NO I DIDN'T!!!"
• "Yes you did."
• "UHHHHGGGG!!!"
  

RANDOM

• "You have blue eyes...did you know that?"
  
• "Sometimes I look at my feet and say..."
• "Woah!!! What happened to your sausage patty!!!"
• "Zoos should sell seal food to the people."
• "Jack and Jill went up the hill and forgot the pail so they had to go back down."
• "This is how you spell HAd."
• "Sad clowns should be happy but then they wouldn't be sad, or would they???"
• " I once knew a girl that chipped her tooth on a jelly bean and I'm proud to call her my BEST FRIEND!"
• "Like too pees in a puddle." (hahee)
• "Spongebob once said, 'I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD', and so are we!"
• "I have a cheese-it in my chonies."

RANDOM

• "Your pocket just fell."

RANDOM

• "We should duel play it."
• "You have issues with your tissue....and your muscles....and your organs."
• "What would you call a fear of triscuts?"
• "What did the zero say to the eight?"
• "Nice belt."
• if you didnt get that last funny wunny, this is a zero  0  and this is a zero with a belt  8 do you see that the zero got slimmer? HAHAHEHE( it looks more like frosty the snowman)

RANDOM

• "I JUST FOUND OUT HOW TO MAKE DA FONT REALLY BIG!!!" :-o
• "PARTY!!!" <=oP
• " I also found out how to make the font really small!!!"
• " YAY!!!"

HELP!!!

Once again the pizza guys have taken over the world!!! AND (as if it wasn't bad enough already) THIS TIME THEY HAVE PEPERONI AND SAUSAGE!!!

RANDOM

• "EGGZ R GOOD!!!"
• "That is all i have to say."

RANDOM

• "The rocks may be icy in the winter time."
• "The rocks may be hot in the summer time."
• "The rocks may be leafy in the fall time."
• "The rocks may be flowery in the spring time."
• "The rocks may be teriyaki in the jerky time."
• "Cuz' teriyaki is jerky rocks."

READ THIS!!!

This is for one of my friends who is leaving California. She is going to Las Vagas, NEvada. We will all miss her and I hope she is happy... in NEvada... where she's moving... :-(








HAPPY NOW?!?!?

Special RANDOM Quote

O.K. We have a follower on our blog.  He asked us to put this random quote on the blog so here it is!!!

• "When life gives you lemons, find someone with a paper cut."
  

There you go!!!

Your welcome.

Uhhhh....Ummm....hmmm...???

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm............Hmmmmmm........?????

A RANDOM CONVERSATION

Whats in your wallet? My wallet?  Yes, your wallet.  Mines empty.  No cash?  No.  What about an ID?  Its in my wallet.  I thought it was empty.  It is.  Then wheres your ID?  In my wallet.  But isnt it empty?  Who said that? You did.  No I didnt.  Yes you did.  Yes I did.  No you didnt....HEY!!!  What? You...You...HAVE NOTHING IN YOUR WALLET!!!  Yes I do.  I thought you had nothing in there!!!  FOR THE LAST TIME I DONT HAVE A WALLET!!!

RANDOM

• "I mean way back."
• "It skipped when when he had his glove on."
• "I love blobos."
• "Download this on your mp3 player."
• "My name exploded."
• "Remove before flight."
• "Aquafina tastes like liquid mountain ice."
• "Look how close it is to fitting."
• "Internet....fifty dollars."
• "Have you ever walked down a seafood aisle and said, who eats this stuff?"
• "The speed limit is 102 degrees celcius."
• "When and where did yo become so icky?"
• "Why do they call the car a mustang but the mustang a car.....oh wait....no."
• "Gardens taste weirdly like compost...no joke dude...no joke."
• "Back when we was still in Brooklin'!!!"
• "Change the rules to some that involve pie and whitie tighties!!!"
• "Thats not the one I was thinking about."
• "The Elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe.....thats messed!!!"

IMPORTANTLY RANDOM

The pizza guys have given power back to other people. Unfortunately, the people they gave the power to, are mole people so we will all be moving underground soon. NOW YOU CAN PANIC!!!

IMPORTANT

I know you are diappointed(or not) that this post is not filled with rediculously random sayings, but I wanted to inform you that pizza people have taken over the world.  But don't be too afraid, its only pepperoni!!!

RANDOM

• "Pumpkin seeds have open ended bottomesses."
• "Thats from a digleberry rigleferry song."
• "You have a nice panchreas."
• "Santa's got a brand new bag."
• Rock-a-bye dorthy in the land of Oz....."

RANDOM

• "The fun club meets here."
• "I can't quite seem to reach the water hose."
• "Jack would have said yes."
• "Watermelon is yummier than rubber tires."

RANDOM

• "There is a sale on pink pants! Hurry before they are all green!"
• "I CAN'T GET INTO TARGET!!! :-("
• "I got the cookie yes i got the cookie"

RANDOM

• "Active transport involves transport proteins."


• "Inactive transport DOES NOT."


• "GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!"


• "Mother fffffather sister daughter."


• "Hey every body this way to the food."
• "YOU'LL BE SWEATIN THROUGH THE WINTER."

RANDOM

• "Would it be cheaper if I only bought one Twinkie?"
• "That would be a cool name for a band."
• "Rainbows are the most colorful at night."
• "The tickets are here already?"

Opening Day

This is our first blog post of our new, and totally awesome, blog.  Come and visit our blog when you either need a random saying or you just want a little laugh!!! We will regularly post new and random sayings. Okey Dokey then!!!