RANDOM

• "The remote is out drinking a coffee."
• "You need a serious dog happy po-go stick."
• "Read the options before eating with a knife."
• "Leave me with myself and him."
• "Kids.....they do the sandiest things do they don't."
• "Kooooooooooooooooool."
• "Everybody's your friend, you can be sure of that not kind of not really almost exactly not true fact."
• "Roses are red, violets are blue. George ate a hamburger, and a yummy Winnie the Pooh."
• "O.K. So I ate the dog....big whoop...we can get another one..."