RANDOM

• "You have blue eyes...did you know that?"
  
• "Sometimes I look at my feet and say..."
• "Woah!!! What happened to your sausage patty!!!"
• "Zoos should sell seal food to the people."
• "Jack and Jill went up the hill and forgot the pail so they had to go back down."
• "This is how you spell HAd."
• "Sad clowns should be happy but then they wouldn't be sad, or would they???"
• " I once knew a girl that chipped her tooth on a jelly bean and I'm proud to call her my BEST FRIEND!"
• "Like too pees in a puddle." (hahee)
• "Spongebob once said, 'I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD', and so are we!"
• "I have a cheese-it in my chonies."