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• "Santa is your mom's boyfriend so expect some SERIOUS gifts this Christmas."
• "The phone is ringing."
• "Sometimes, I look at my friends and ask myself, 'why?'
• "George of the Jungle has a CREEPY crush on you."
• "Here comes latin Frosty and famous George decking the halls with jingle bells and watching T.V."
• "(ps this is a song)I once new a man. He was footless. He had a hairy mole. He donated that mole to scientific research. They gave him some mooooola, and he spent it....on a foot.  He now walks on somebody else's foot. A year after his foot transplant, He was talking to a pretty lady. She had no hands. He donated he hands to that pretty lady. He had no hands so he decided to trade his mole's.....brother to the same scientifical place who gave him some mooooooooola for his old mole. He got twice as much moooooooola. So now he got a double hand transplant. Then one day when he was walkin'. He saw this def man with no ears. I think you know the rest of the tragic, yet true story of how frankinstein became such an UGO!!!"