" Hello Richie, what is the only word with a D a U and an H?"
" I don't know. I am not a scholar."
" DUH! you are so retarded...anyways, I heard that you have some important news to share with my fellow peeps who are reading our every word."
" Yes. I do. The important news is that I was just informed that my mother's brother ( which would make him my uncle) is in jailioloiol. ( that is the native word for jail) I went to visit him the other day, and he said, who are you and i was like, I am your sister's son. my name is Richie and he was all like son, I think yo momma is looking for you and I was all like no and he was all like get away from me and i was all like fine and....yeah."
" That's your 'Breaking News'?"
" Yes....DUH...."
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