WHAT DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS???

RANDOM

• "The remote is out drinking a coffee."
• "You need a serious dog happy po-go stick."
• "Read the options before eating with a knife."
• "Leave me with myself and him."
• "Kids.....they do the sandiest things do they don't."
• "Kooooooooooooooooool."
• "Everybody's your friend, you can be sure of that not kind of not really almost exactly not true fact."
• "Roses are red, violets are blue. George ate a hamburger, and a yummy Winnie the Pooh."
• "O.K. So I ate the dog....big whoop...we can get another one..." 

GREEN?!

Who likes the green? If you do leave a comment on this post that says YES if you don't like the green leave a comment on this post that says NO 

Thanx :)

Matt Rach

Hey all you.....I have been going to Youtube latley and my dad told me about this guy... His name is Matt Rach and he is an amazing guitar player!  Next time you go on Youtube look up Matt Rach and watch some of his videos!

Ask your parents before going online :)

RANDOM

"Kids are going to hate you if you keep wearing that freckle on your ear."

"Just another misunderstatment"

"Pop on the radio."  

"Don't wait for Bobby the egg shell to fly in on his unicorn."

"Look at the good strawberry lumps."

RANDOM

• "Jacket from the years of school and dogs."
• "Pops are from the sky who ate a sand dollar."
• "Frank Doopler is watching you through the book on your shelf."
• "Upper lips are the holder of all gum that you don't want to get caught with at school."
• "Reading your book is the best thing you can do for cold sores on your foot."

SNOW IN CALIFORNIA

OMG!! I can't believe that it is snowing here in California! I got like eleven pictures of the snow.  We were playing outside in the snow and there was this pile of snow that looked exactly like a house.  It was amazing.  We looked at it for like an hour.....or maybe two minutes.  Nanana sad frank was a reading man who ate a flipper from a pig....lol

IMPORTANT NEWS FROM RICHIE SACHRA

" Hello this is Richie." 

" Hello Richie, what is the only word with a D a U and an H?"

" I don't know. I am not a scholar."

" DUH! you are so retarded...anyways, I heard that you have some important news to share with my fellow peeps who are reading our every word."

" Yes. I do. The important news is that I was just informed that my mother's brother ( which would make him my uncle) is in jailioloiol.  ( that is the native word for jail) I went to visit him the other day, and he said, who are you and i was like,  I am your sister's son. my name is Richie and he was all like son, I think yo momma is looking for you and I was all like no and he was all like get away from me and i was all like fine and....yeah."

" That's your 'Breaking News'?"

" Yes....DUH...."